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Friday, April 22, 2016

Pranks to Pull

We all know that pranks are great ways to make people laugh and call you a genius. They're also a great way to get revenge. But eventually the old whoopee cushion at the diner table gets old. Here are some pranks that can help you take it up a notch! I will also be rating these pranks via chance to get killed (by punishment), chance of success, and prankster level (how good of a prankster you should be if you want to pull it off).

  1. Tape on a Light Switch
A great beginner prank, and also very simple to pull off. All you need is some see through tape. To pull the prank, just tape down some/all of the light switches in your house. It's even better to pull this prank while everyone's asleep, so that when they wake up or go to the bathroom, they won't be able to turn on the light switch.
Chance to get killed: 0.1%
Chance of success: 90%
Prankster level: Beginner

    2. Toilet Paper Bombardment!

This prank is pretty difficult to pull of, but can have very satisfying results. You need toilet paper and a door that is used often. To pull the prank, put the toilet paper on top of the door. Position it on the very edge of the door, so that even if someone pushes the door open very carefully, it will still fall. You can make it even better by unraveling the toilet paper so that your victim is covered in toilet paper after he has been hit.
Chance to get killed: 5%
Chance of success:  65%
Prankster level: Average

3. Crumpled Toilet Paper Cardboard (Fake) Poop

This easy prank uses the cardboard insides of toilet paper to make fake poop. All you need is the cardboard part of a toilet paper roll (without the toilet paper) . To pull it off, wet the cardboard part of the toilet paper and rip it to shreds. Then squeeze the cardboard shreds together until they dry. If it doesn't stay together, wet it and squeeze it again. Now put it someplace where your victim (intended or not) will find it.
Chance to get killed: 5%
Chance of success: 90%
Prankster level: Beginner




















































Thursday, April 21, 2016

My Brother has the Most powerful Pokemon Card!!!

My brother got the pokemon card Mega Rayquaza EX! It's supposed to be the most powerful pokemon card in the world! In case you didn't know, me and my brother collect pokemon cards. My brother likes to battle with his cards, but I like to trade. It's a really big deal to get a Mega Rayquaza because they don't make them any more. They instead have this Mega Rayquaza card that STINKS! It only does around 60 damage! That's not a lot for a Mega. My brother however, got the old card, which does 300 damage! The only other card that does that amount of damage is Mega Charizard EX. If two pokemon collecters battled with Mega Charizard and Mega Rayquaza, It would be awesome!