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Friday, April 22, 2016

Pranks to Pull

We all know that pranks are great ways to make people laugh and call you a genius. They're also a great way to get revenge. But eventually the old whoopee cushion at the diner table gets old. Here are some pranks that can help you take it up a notch! I will also be rating these pranks via chance to get killed (by punishment), chance of success, and prankster level (how good of a prankster you should be if you want to pull it off).

  1. Tape on a Light Switch
A great beginner prank, and also very simple to pull off. All you need is some see through tape. To pull the prank, just tape down some/all of the light switches in your house. It's even better to pull this prank while everyone's asleep, so that when they wake up or go to the bathroom, they won't be able to turn on the light switch.
Chance to get killed: 0.1%
Chance of success: 90%
Prankster level: Beginner

    2. Toilet Paper Bombardment!

This prank is pretty difficult to pull of, but can have very satisfying results. You need toilet paper and a door that is used often. To pull the prank, put the toilet paper on top of the door. Position it on the very edge of the door, so that even if someone pushes the door open very carefully, it will still fall. You can make it even better by unraveling the toilet paper so that your victim is covered in toilet paper after he has been hit.
Chance to get killed: 5%
Chance of success:  65%
Prankster level: Average

3. Crumpled Toilet Paper Cardboard (Fake) Poop

This easy prank uses the cardboard insides of toilet paper to make fake poop. All you need is the cardboard part of a toilet paper roll (without the toilet paper) . To pull it off, wet the cardboard part of the toilet paper and rip it to shreds. Then squeeze the cardboard shreds together until they dry. If it doesn't stay together, wet it and squeeze it again. Now put it someplace where your victim (intended or not) will find it.
Chance to get killed: 5%
Chance of success: 90%
Prankster level: Beginner




















































Thursday, April 21, 2016

My Brother has the Most powerful Pokemon Card!!!

My brother got the pokemon card Mega Rayquaza EX! It's supposed to be the most powerful pokemon card in the world! In case you didn't know, me and my brother collect pokemon cards. My brother likes to battle with his cards, but I like to trade. It's a really big deal to get a Mega Rayquaza because they don't make them any more. They instead have this Mega Rayquaza card that STINKS! It only does around 60 damage! That's not a lot for a Mega. My brother however, got the old card, which does 300 damage! The only other card that does that amount of damage is Mega Charizard EX. If two pokemon collecters battled with Mega Charizard and Mega Rayquaza, It would be awesome! 

Friday, February 26, 2016

Mods: Dlightful or Dangerous??

       You have probably heard of Minecraft mods. They are modifications that add cool things to Minecraft, like dinosaurs and airplanes. Downloading mods sounds easy, and that's what I thought at first. One click, and ta-da! I'd have cool square dinos in my Minecraft game. But that's not what happened. The mod had a virus on it, and now my Mom's computer won't work. Leave a comment on what you think: Are mods dangerous or delightful??

Friday, February 19, 2016

My Bro is Blogin'

Hey people, guess what! My 8 year-old little brother is starting a blog! He's calling it Cam Rates, and is saying it is going to be a rating blog. I've got no idea what that is, but it sounds cool. He hasn't put any posts on it, but I hope he will soon! Here is a link to Cam's blog: camrates.blogspot.com.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Dungeons and Dragons, My new Favorite Hobby!

   Have you ever heard of Dungeons and Dragons? If you have not, I'll give you some information about it right now. Dungeons and Dragons, or D&D, is an old school role-playing game (RPG) that is NOT a video game. You play an adventurer, who you create with a couple of dice and a character sheet. Alone or with friends, you battle monsters, find treasure, and explore dungeons. The thing that makes D&D different from other games is that there are no limits to what you can do. There's no board, no rules, and (I'm gonna say this again) NO limits. All you need to play is some special dice and an experienced dungeon master. Don't know what a dungeon master is? The dungeon master (DM) is the ruler of the game. In the D&D world, he is the God, the supreme ruler of all mortals, and a whole bunch of other kingly names. The DM is responsible for setting the scene. He'll say stuff like 'A pack of orcs ambush you!' or 'You find the treasure after defeating the kobold sorcerer!'. It's also important that the dungeon master has some experience in the game. So far, several editions of D&D have been released, from edition 1, released in 1974, to edition 5, released in 2014. It's impossible for me to explain all the info and rules in the game in these few sentences, so if you want more info, go get one of the guidebooks. The first guide book you should get is the Player's Handbook. For new DMs, consider the Dungeon Master's Guide. If you want info on monsters and magical items, buy the Monster Manuel and the Magic Item Compendium. If you think your ready to start playing, than why are you just standing here reading?! Go start playing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Fracking Protest

I protested against fracking yesterday! If you don't know what fracking
is, I'll tell you about it. Fracking is a way to get oil from the Earth. It involves drilling a deep hole into the ground using a drill, then running the drill horizontally for hundreds of miles. The idea is to reach the tiny cracks in the ground where bits of gas are trapped. After that, people pump water into the cracks, which causes them to widen and release the gas inside them. For a more information and a video, go to http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-14432401.
 Now, time for some pictures!    

The most obvious answer is water, right? (shame on you if you think differently)



I'm fracking out about fracking!!!



      
                            

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Huge Storm hits FL!!

   Have you heard? A powerful storm is attacking FL! I've seen reporters on TV talk about it, and they said that there were wind gusts of 60-80 miles an hour!!! The damage toll was pretty high, with trees blown down and pool screens ripped completely off there frames. There were also 4 tornadoes that touched down in the city Sarasota alone, killing two people! It's unbelievable!! And I think I know what's responsible. Global Warming is making the planet a better place for large storms to form, and now it's coming to bite us in the bum. So everyone, lets try to stop Global Warming! For more information, go to naplesnews.com, and enter the word "storm" into the search box. Make sure to read what it pulls up, 'cause it's pretty crazy.